How to choose a bride, Malaysian style

A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the slightest indication of getting married. So one day she called him over to her house. The son came home from work, grudgingly. Upon arriving, he found that his mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose as his future bride.

The first one was a well-endowed telephonist-cum-receptionist. He immediately commented: 'Aiyaa.... mother, they always say.... PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON.....'

The second nominee was a leggy secretary. She was also rejected. Reason being: 'Aiyaa... mother, this one aaa..., secretary always fond of saying 'PLEASE SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN....'

By this time, the mother is nearing frustration. She called a sweet but plain-looking teacher. The son suddenly agreed!! The mother was surprised and asked: 'Why this one? The earlier two were a lot better looking!'

He replied: 'Teachers aaa.... teachers very good, very good, always say: PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I want it done 10 times.... SOME MORE, SOME MORE..!'

Her youngest son (10 years old), was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted 'Brother.... female mini bus conductor much better laa.... they always say...'NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT... MASUK, MASUK.... MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI... DALAM LAGI LAAAAH, MASUK BELAKANG.... BELAKANG LAGI, BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG!...........'

The mother fainted...