Father : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case...ok"
什么是节日?
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坦白说,过年或春节我是讨厌的。可能是小时候看见过年关將至父亲领不回薪酬回来的憂愁,母亲手里剩下的几塊錢不知怎么办!这都是不好的记忆。工作之后,公司里都在爭论年终奖的发放,整个公司人员的关系都是撕裂。再加上在拜年过程中见了不少虚伪的面孔,都是令我烦躁的事。
每一次春节都再挑战我处理事情的理性,所以这是不是我讨厌的...
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