公车上,蟹蟹说:"今晚我要和妈妈睡!"
妈妈问道:"你将来娶了媳妇也和妈妈睡阿?"
蟹蟹不假思索:"嗯!"
妈妈又问:"那你媳妇怎么办?"
蟹蟹想了半天,说:"好办,让她跟爸爸睡!"
妈妈:"!@#$%︿&*(……—"
再看爸爸,已经热泪盈眶啦!
(恋母情结、依恋的巨蟹)
FBM KLCI - rebounded to close slightly higher amid mixed performance of
regional markets
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Stocks on Bursa Malaysia ended mixed yesterday with the benchmark FBMKLCI
rebounded and closed higher due to buying support in selected heavyweights
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49 minutes ago
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