AH BENG the Crazy Singaporean.
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
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Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
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Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes " Yes "
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Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Be ng : "I'll buy it"
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
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After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
美元的流通性,太強了!
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假设一粒蛋价格RM0.10,如果你要得到1美元,那就要有48粒蛋去换。如果美国价格一粒蛋1元,你要买它的蛋国家銀行要印4.8張一元鈔票。这就是你家母鸡要比人家更努力生蛋,48天工作生蛋,美国母鸡只需生一天鸡蛋就可以得到4.8元馬币。可怕嗎?可怜嗎?
在财经新闻上,人们时常会听到美元和石油掛勾,美国隨时可以印鈔票...
15 hours ago
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