Sunday, July 4, 2010

美女

有一美女下夜班,被一好色男子尾随跟踪,美女很害怕,正好路过一片坟地, 好色男
子正要下手, 美女走到一座坟墓前说:"爸爸,开门吧,我回来了"。吓的好色男子狂奔
而去。

美女为自己的聪明得意地笑了起来,哪知笑声未落,从坟墓里传出一个阴森森的声
音说:"闺女,你咋又忘记带钥匙了呢?"吓得美女尖叫著跑了。这时,一个盗墓者
从坟墓里爬了出来,说:"影响我工作,吓死你"。

突然发现墓碑前有一老者,手拿凿子在刻墓碑,就好奇地问:"你在干吗"?老者生
气地说:"这些不肖子孙把我的墓碑都刻错了,只好自己来改啦"。盗墓者一听,吓
得撒腿就跑了。看著盗墓者的背影,老者冷笑道:"跟老子抢生意,吓死你"。一不
小心,凿子掉地上了,老者正要弯腰去拾,却看见从草丛中伸出一只手,同时还有
个冷冰冰声音:" 啊,敢乱改我家的门牌号"。吓得老者连滚带爬地跑了。一个拾
荒者从草丛中爬出来,捡起地上的凿子,感叹道:"这年头,捡块烂铁还得费这么大
神。

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